I came back from Germany yesterday. Passing through UK passport control in the Brussels train station I was confronted by an extremely aggressive border agent. I have had “Indefinite leave to Remain” (ILR) status in the UK for the past five years, and I understood the “indefinite” to mean “with no fixed endpoint”. This border agent seemed to interpret it to mean “conditional”. The following is an approximate reconstruction of the dialogue:
Border Agent: It says here you have settled status. What category is that in?
Me: I don’t know. What are the possible categories?
BA (already almost yelling): You must have had some basis for receiving settled status.* Was it Tier 1, Tier 2, Student, Spouse?
Me: I was working. I had a work permit.
BA: What was the category of the work permit that you first entered the UK on?
Me: I don’t know. It was ten years ago.
BA: You need to know that. You can’t enter without that information.
Me: I thought the ILR card has all the information I need to enter.
BA: I have the card here. You need to know it.
Me: Well, I don’t. I’ve forgotten. How can I find it out?
BA: You should know it. It must be in your paperwork, or an old passport.
At that point she just gave me a particularly menacing scowl, stamped my passport, and let me through.
Until now, I’d thought that ILR should leave me fairly unmolested at the border, and that’s mostly been my experience, but this servant of the Crown clearly thought that my ILR status was somehow a sneaky trick, and she resented the fact that she had to let me in on such a flimsy pretext. I don’t know if this was just an individual unpleasant character, or if this is the developing shape of Theresa May’s planned “hostile environment” for foreigners. (People forget that May has been pushing this notion since long before Brexit.) She says it’s only for “illegal migrants”, but UKBA may be reading between the lines.
* It’s funny, with her obsession with my failure to remember the precise bureaucratic immigration categories, I think she was using obsolete terminology: I believe “Indefinite Leave to Remain” replaced the older “Settled” status.