Being a fan of the Dvorak keyboard layout, I was intrigued to learn that there is another QWERTY competitor, called Colemak. On the official Colemak web site one learns that
Colemak is now the 3rd most popular keyboard layout for touch typing in English, after QWERTY and Dvorak.
That formulation could be effective in other contexts. For example,
Standing up is now the 3rd most popular posture for sleeping, after lying down and sitting.
Or a political version:
Congress is now the 3rd most respected branch of the US government, after the executive and the judiciary.
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